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Aces-Wild
Adult Weim
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 274
Location: NW Pennsylvania
Fur Kids: One Blue Weim: Ace |
 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:39 am Post subject: Joke- How would your Weim change a light bulb?? |
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
~ Note how there is no Weimaraner response.......
Please fill in one for your Weim. 
Ace's would be: That light bulb is sort of the same size and shape as my Kong....can I bite it? |
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LunaBrown
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 21 Jul 2007
Posts: 2034
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Fur Kids: Luna, Weimaraner
Murphy, Kittycat
Paige, Kittycat |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:40 am Post subject: |
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| Luna: "Can't now Mom, I'm busy!!" |
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AmyB
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 21 Jul 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Stevensville, Maryland
Fur Kids: Holly ~ 14 month old Weim
Roxy ~ 11 week old Jack Russell Terrier |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:42 am Post subject: |
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LMAO...this is funny
Holly (singing): Na na na na na....I have the light bulb...you can't get me!!! |
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Trene
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Posts: 2277
Location: Pennsylvania
Fur Kids: Sky (female)
Storm (male) |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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I kinda like the Lab one:
. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please
BUT end with "what's a light bulb?" |
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weimamama
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 1188
Location: Land of the Giants and Jets (East Rutherford, NJ)
Fur Kids: Blue, CPX (that\'s couch potato excellent) and
June. Both rescued Weims |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:45 am Post subject: |
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June would grab the lightbulb and run under the coffee table and growl at us til we swapped her for a treat.
Blue would look at us, air-lick at the bulb and then and will it to be changed a lá the Amazing Kreskin
Or they would wait til we were gone and go into a frenzy and EAT THE DAMN THING! |
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SeeAmyGo
Puppy
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 43
Location: West Virginia
Fur Kids: Zoey~Weimaraner |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:54 am Post subject: |
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Zoey...."don't we have someone to call to change that burned out bulb?"
(she is kind of a princess...lol) |
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weimdawgs
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 08 Jun 2007
Posts: 5963
Location: East Norriton, PA
Fur Kids: Scout, Silkie, Gunnar and Jake
all Weimaraners |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Silkie - "Scout, change that bulb".
Scout - "Gunnar, change that bulb".
Gunnar - "Hey Jake, oh never mind, I'll do it".
Jake - "Screw that lightbulb, where's my dinner?" |
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Trene
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Posts: 2277
Location: Pennsylvania
Fur Kids: Sky (female)
Storm (male) |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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particual dog related
Sky, sure mommy i'll do anything to make you happy.
Storm, light bulb, light bulb! gimme it, i wanna smash it on Sissy's head! |
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Bunker
Champion Weim
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 672
Location: Red Lion, PA
Fur Kids: Lucky - Cat
Kitty - Cat
Bunker - Weimaraner |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Bunker 'Perfect, now Mom won't see me trying to get up on her bed to send me back to my own. No one touch that bulb!' |
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CathyT
Young Weim
Joined: 08 Feb 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Derry, NH
Fur Kids: Jasmine Munchkin Cat
Alladin Ragdoll Cat
Jake Weim
Sheena Weim Forever in my heart |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Jake: I'll just run around the coffee table and onto the couch and into the kitchen while you chase me. When you catch me, you can change the light bulb. |
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momofZaneandWyatt
Champion Weim
Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Posts: 902
Location: Lincoln Nebraska
Fur Kids: Wyatt Earp (Blue Weimaraner)
Maisy (mutt, blue heeler, spaniel mix)
RIP Zane Grey (Silver Weimaraner) 9-2-05 to 7-24-08 |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Zane and Wyatt: "we will swap you the new lightbulb for 2 more pairs of crock sandle shoes to call ours, otherwise...live in the dark, we don't care!"
Shannon, Bill, Zane and Wyatt (aka) crock sandle theives.... |
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Cathy
Champion Weim
Joined: 14 Aug 2007
Posts: 763
Location: Pickerington, Ohio
Fur Kids: Marley-Moonshine, Weimaraner
Trance, Tuxedo Kitty
Echo and Pulse, baby kitties |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| weimamama wrote: | June would grab the lightbulb and run under the coffee table and growl at us til we swapped her for a treat.
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This is exactly what I was going to write about Marley!!! But she is nice enough not to growl unless she gets a bone out of the trash, then all bets are off. Also, as a bonus our coffee table is glass so she is hiding form no one.  |
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weim2mom
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
Posts: 1287
Location: Anne Arundel County, MD
Fur Kids: Chevy and Hemi, both Weimaraners |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Hemi would take it and run off like the others.
Chevy would look over at me like "Psh, yeah right!", then roll back over. |
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bgoode11
Housebroken
Joined: 16 Oct 2007
Posts: 87
Location: Rome, Ga
Fur Kids: Bailey Rae |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Bailey would say, "I'll just stay right under your feet while YOU do it." |
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weimamama
Wise Old Weim
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 1188
Location: Land of the Giants and Jets (East Rutherford, NJ)
Fur Kids: Blue, CPX (that\'s couch potato excellent) and
June. Both rescued Weims |
| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Cathy wrote: | | our coffee table is glass so she is hiding form no one. |
Junie's butt is usually sticking out so I tend to "paddle" her til she's really growling> I know I'm bad... but she's so funny when she thinks you're gonna take soemthing away from her! |
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